• kolam mavukum , kadala mavukum enna vidhyasam-kanna kolam mavula kolam podalam anna kadala mavula kadala poda nudhiyatu.
• JOKE :A good way to avoid nightmares...
  Just avoid looking at the mirror before you go to bed!
  
  Joke :
  What is the difference between a terrorist and a wife?
  
  
  Answer:You can negotiate with the terrorist
• Son: dad my stomach is paining!
  Dad: that is bcoz yur stomach is empty.
  son: oh! now i understand why you always has headache dad!
  dad: ???
• In a bottle there are 10 fishes ...
  1 is taken out .. and the water level increases ... how ????
  think....

other 9 fishes are crying

• Teacher> Vaai mai Endral enna?
  Student> vaai mai endrall Lipstick ...
  Teacher> ???
• A fr Apple
  B fr Big apple
  C fr Chinna Apple
  D fr Double apple
  E fr Ennoru apple
  F fr First sonnen la antha apple

Question: You are in a boat in the middle of a river. You have 2 Cigarettes and have to light any one cigarette. You don't have anything else with you in the boat? How will you do it? Answer: Take one cigarette and throw it in the water. So the boat will become LIGHTER..... ......using this LIGHTER you can light the other Cigarette another mokkkkai answer. Scroll down a little ...... ...... ...... ........ ...... Another solution: You throw a cigarette up and catch it. Catches win Matches. Using the matches that you win, you can light the cigarette If that was not enough, one more mokkai answer.... scroll down. ....... ...... ...... ........ ...... ...... ...... Take water in your hand and drop it drop by drop....(TIP - TIP) 'TIP TIP barsa Pani. Pani ne aag lagayee.' us aag se hamne cigarette jalayee'. ...... ...... ........ ....... ...... ...... If that was not enough even uptill now, one more marana mokkai answer.... scroll down Start praising one cigarette, The other will get jealous & 'jalney lagega' ... ... ...

1.) Why did the man suddenly stopped his bike and started dancing?

Answer :- He was a break (brake) dancer.

2.) Santa and banta met after a long time. Banta found that santa was a sky diver.He asked santa whether he could learn it and Santa said yes and gave him a spare parachute and they both jumped from a 50 storey building. Banta asked santa "can i open the parachute?"

Santa said "No not now "...and this chat process continued till they came 3 feet above the ground and now santa replied to banta's 10th time repeated question as follows

"Have you never jumped from 3 feet height?Why shoul you need parachute?

3.) When the NASA's Rocket failed to start....they called for scientists' advice......But none of them worked succesfully. So, the NASA people started to accept common people's idea which didnt work either. But a sardarji offered his help and it worked. Guess what he did!!!

He asked the people there to tilt the rocked 44 degrees to the left and 20 degrees to the right and then start it. The rocket started..When the press reporters interviewed the instant celebrity how he did this....His answer was as follows

"yaar, thats how i start my scooter when it has a starting problem.!!!!!"

4)A girl:When I become an adult I will do many good things,and get the Nobel price .

A boy:No you cant't get.

The girl:Why?I will.I'll remove all the 'NO's' in the world.

The boy:Then you can't get the Nobel price you can get only Yesbel price

5)A man goes to a doctor for his annual check-up. After performing some tests, the doctor comes into the examining room with a serious look on his face.

The man immediately senses something is wrong.

MAN: What the matter, Doc?
DOCTOR: Well... I'm afraid you don't have long to live.
MAN: What? I don't have long to live?!
DOCTOR: It's true.
MAN: I don't believe this. How long do I have?
DOCTOR: Uh... 10.
MAN: Ten what? Years? Months?
DOCTOR: 9...8...

6)Hillary Clinton dies and goes to Heaven where she meets St. Peter. She notices that there are clocks everywhere. She asks St. Peter why are there so many clocks here. St. Peter tells her that each clock represents a person on earth and that every time a person tells a lie, the clock ticks off one second.

St. Peter explains that the one clock has never moved because it belonged to Mother Theresa and she never told a lie her whole life. The next clock belonged to Abraham Lincoln and since he only told two lies his whole life, only two seconds had clicked.

Hillary asks, "Where is Bill's clock?" St. Peter says, "Bill's clock is upstairs in God's office. He's using it as a FAN !!."

7) THIS IS A TEST TO SEE WHETHER YOU ARE A PSYCHOS

There was beautiful girl.When her mother died there was a smart boy who came to their condolence.The beautiful girl started liking him.He came daily still the last day of the funnerl,that night the beautiful girl murdered her sister.WHY?

ANS=So that the smart boy will come to her sister's condelence also.(if you tell this answer you are a psycho.)

8)Minnala parthaa kannu poiddum; Pakkalainaaa. minnaley poiddum!

9)Nee evalo periya swimmera irundhaalum,
Tumbler thannila neechal adikka mudiyaathu!

10)
Ghee roastla ghee irukkum,
Paper roastla paper irukkuma!

11)
Thanneera Thanninnu sollalaam;
Panneera panninnu solla mudiyuma?


Cream biscuitla cream irukkum,
Ana naai biscuitla naai irukkumaa?


Cycle carrierla tiffen-a vechu eduthuttu pogalam; Tiffincarrierla
cycle-a vechu eduthuttu poga mudiyathu!

7
Nee evalo periya dancer aa irundhaalum
Un saavukku unnaala aada mudiyuma?


Kaakka ennadhaan karuppa irundhaalum adhu podara muttai vellai! Muttai
ennadhaan vellaiya irundhaalum adhukulla irukka kaakka karuppudhaan!


Trainkku ticket vaangi platformla ukkaaralaam; Aana platformku ticket
vangi trainla ukkara mudiyathu!


Sodava fridgela vacha cooling soda aagum, Athukkaaga atha washing
machinela vacha washing soda aagumaa?

Iron boxaala iron panna mudiyum;
Aana pencil boxaala pencil panna mudiyaadhu!

12
Ticket vangitu ulla poradu cinema theatre; Ulla poitu ticket vanguradu
operation theatre!

13
Sirpi kalla uliyaala adicha adhu kalai;
Naama sirpiya uliyaala adicha adhu kolai!

14
Nama evalavu vegama nadanthaalum
Oru kaal munnadi pona oru kaal pinnadithaan pogum!

15
Quarter adichittu kuppura padukkalaam;
Aana kupura paduthuttu quarter adikka mudiyathu!

16
Vaayaala naainu sollalaam;
Aana, naayaala vaainu sollamudiyuma?

17
Mandaia mandaia aatradhu disco;
Mandaia potta aadrathu dappankuthu!

18
If you drink ethanol, you will dance in front of others.
If you drink methanol, others will dance in front of you!

19
Velaya senja soru;
Velaya romba senja boru!

20
Car kulla tyre irundha adhu stepney;
Adhey namma mela andha tyre irundha, naama chutney!

21
Adayar Anandha Bhavanoda branch neraya edathula irukkum; Aana Adayar
aala marathoda branch Adayarla mattum thaan irukkum!

22
Thoonga poradhukku munnala thoonga porennu sollalaam;
Yendhirikkirathukku munnala yendhrika porennu solla mudiyumaa?

23
Neenga bikela evlo thaan fasta ponaalum
ungalayae neenga overtake panna mudiyaathu.

24
Gold chaina adagu vachu cycle vaangalaam; Aaana cycle chaina adagu vachu
gold vaanga mudiyaathu!

25
Ambalainga adi patta ambulance varum;
Pombalainga adi patta pombulance varuma?

25
Railway stationla police station irukkalam; Ana police stationla railway
station irukka mudiyadhu.

26
Poison 10 naal aanalum payasam aaga mudiyaadhu; Aana, payasam 10 naal
aana poison aaidum!

27
Oru erumbu nenacha 1000 yanaya kadikkum; Ana 1000 yana nenachalum oru
erumba kooda kadikka mudiyadhu!

28
Puyalala karaya kadaka mudiyum;
Aana karayala puyala kadaka mudiyuma?

29
Cellula balance illana call panna mudiyathu; Aaana manushanukku call
illana, balance panna mudiyathu!

30
Nee enna thaan costly mobile vachirundhalum, Athula evalavu thaan
recharge pannalum, Unnalla unakkae call panna mudiyathu!

31
Enna thaan meenuku neendha therinjalum
adhala meen kolambula neendha mudiyadhu!

32
Innaiku thoonguna nalaiku enthirikalam;
Aana naalaiku thoonguna inaiku enthirika mudiyuma?

33
Yenna dhaan naai nadri ulladhaa irundhaalum, Adhaala "thank you" solla
mudiyaadhu!

34
Yenna dhaan neruppu koliyaa irundhaalum
adhaala avicha mutta poda mudiyumaa?

35
Naaikku naalu kaal irukkalaam; aanaalum adhaala kaal mela kaal pottu
ukkaara mudiyaadhu!

36
Yennadhaan nagapaambu attagaasama padam yeduthaalum Adha theatrela
release panni kaasu panna mudiyuma?

37
Lunch bagula lunch eduthuttu polaam;
Aana school bagula schoola eduthuttu poga mudiyumaa?

38
Arisi kottina, vaera arisi vaangalaam;
Paal kottina, vaera paal vaangalaam;
Aana, thael kottina, vaera thael vaangamudiyumaa?

39
Files naa ukanthu paakanum;
Piles naa paathu ukkaranum!

40
Nee evalo periya padipaaliya irundhalum
Exam hall la poi padikka mudiyadhu!

41
School testla bit adikkalaam;
College testla bit adikkalaam;
Aanaa blood testla bit adikka mudiyaadhu!

42
Aayiram dhaan irundhaalum,
Aayirathi onnu dhaan perusu!

43
Yennathan ahimsaivaadhiya irundhaalum
Chappathiya suttu dhaan saappidanum!

44
Nee yenna dhaan veerana irundhaalum,
Kulir adicha thirumba adikka mudiyathu!

45
Kaasu irundhaa call taxi;
Kaasu illainaa kaal dhaan taxi!

46
Kovil maniya namma adichaa saththam varum; Aanaa kovil mani nammala
adichaa raththam dhaan varum!

47
Meluga vachchu melugu vathi seyyalam;
Aanaa kosuva vachchu kosu vathi seyya mudiyathu!

48
Pallu valina palla pudungalam;
Aanaa kannu valina kanna pudunga mudiyuma!

49
Idli podiya thottu idly saappidalaam;
Aanaa, mookku podiya thottu mookka saappida mudiyuma?

50
Pant pottu mutti poda mudiyum;
Aanaa mutti pottu pant poda mudiyuma?

51
Yennadhaan yezhu thalamuraikku ukkaandhu saapidara alavukku sothu
irundhaalum, Fast food kadaila ninnu dhaan saapidanum!

52
Konjam panam kuduthaa kodai vaangalaam;
Yevalo panam kuduthaalum mazhai vaanga mudiyumaa?

53
Hotella kaasu illainaa mavvaatta solluvaanga; Aanaa, busla kaasu illana
bus ota solluvangala?

54
Sun TVla sorgam paarkkalaam;
Aanaa, sorgathula Sun TV paarka mudiyumaa?

55
Chairman chair mela ukkaralaam;
Aanaa watchman watch mela ukkaara mudiyumaa?

56
Lovers' Day annaikku lovera kiss pannalaam; Aanaa Teachers' Day annaikku
teachera kiss panna mudiyumaa?

57
Paaku marathula paaku irukum,
Thaeku marathula thaeku irukum,
Aanaa panamarathula panam irukaadhu!

58
Ennadhan aeroplane maela parandhaalum,
Petrol poda keelathaan varanum!

59
Mechanical engineer mechanic aagalam;
Aanaa software engineer software aaga mudiyaathu!

60
Tea cupla tea irukkalam;
Aanaa World Cupla World irukka mudiyaathu!

61
Evvalo kaasu kuduthu planela ponaalum,
Jannala thiranthu vedikkaa paarkka mudiyaathu!

62
Key boardla key irrukkum;
Aanaa motherboardla mother irruka mudiyaathu!

63
Brush vachu pallu clean pannalam;
Aanaa pallu vachu brush clean panna mudiyathu!
64
Tool boxla toolsa parka mudiyum;
Aanaa match boxla matcha paarka mudiyaathu!

65
Irukkurappa enna dhaan complan, bournvitanu kudichalum Sethathukkappuram
ellarukkum paal thaan!

66
South India-la Narthangai kidaikkum;
Aanaa North India-la Southangai kidaikkumaa?

67
Pacha milagaile pacha irukkum
Aanaa kodamolagaale koda irukkaathu!

68
Nee evlo periya paruppa irunthalum,
Unga veettu samayalukku paruppu kadaila than vaanganum!

69
Cyclela poana cycling,
Trainla poana training-a?

70
Thel kottina valikkum,
Paambu kottina valikkum
Mudi kottina valikkuma?

71
Naaikku naalu kaal irukkalaam.
Aana adhala LOCAL call, STD call, ISD call, even MISSED call kooda panna
mudiyaathu!

72
Gangai aathula meen pidikkalaam
Kaavery aathula meen pidikkalaam
Aana Iyer aathula meen pidikka mudiyuma?

73
Thiruvalluvar 1330 kural ezhidhirundhaalum avarala oru kuralil thaan
paesa mudiyum

74
Enna thaan un thalai suthinaalum,
Un mudhukai nee paakka mudiyumaa?

75
Meen pidikiravana meenavan-nnu sollalam
Appo maan pudikiravana manavan solla mudiyumma?

mokkai

MOKKAI

1)Oru yana(elephant) ration kadaiku odi poocham.Athu enna vangichu?

=muchu vangichu

2)Diwalikum pongalukum enna vidhyasam irruku=Diwaliku pongal sapudulam(eat)annal Pongalapo diwali sapid mudiyathu

3)kolamavukum kadalamavukum enna vidhiyasam=kolam mavula kolam podalam annal kadala mavula kadala poda mudiyathu.