• kolam mavukum , kadala mavukum enna vidhyasam-kanna kolam mavula kolam podalam anna kadala mavula kadala poda nudhiyatu.
• JOKE :A good way to avoid nightmares...
  Just avoid looking at the mirror before you go to bed!
  
  Joke :
  What is the difference between a terrorist and a wife?
  
  
  Answer:You can negotiate with the terrorist
• Son: dad my stomach is paining!
  Dad: that is bcoz yur stomach is empty.
  son: oh! now i understand why you always has headache dad!
  dad: ???
• In a bottle there are 10 fishes ...
  1 is taken out .. and the water level increases ... how ????
  think....

other 9 fishes are crying

• Teacher> Vaai mai Endral enna?
  Student> vaai mai endrall Lipstick ...
  Teacher> ???
• A fr Apple
  B fr Big apple
  C fr Chinna Apple
  D fr Double apple
  E fr Ennoru apple
  F fr First sonnen la antha apple