1.) Why did the man suddenly stopped his bike and started dancing?

Answer :- He was a break (brake) dancer.

2.) Santa and banta met after a long time. Banta found that santa was a sky diver.He asked santa whether he could learn it and Santa said yes and gave him a spare parachute and they both jumped from a 50 storey building. Banta asked santa "can i open the parachute?"

Santa said "No not now "...and this chat process continued till they came 3 feet above the ground and now santa replied to banta's 10th time repeated question as follows

"Have you never jumped from 3 feet height?Why shoul you need parachute?

3.) When the NASA's Rocket failed to start....they called for scientists' advice......But none of them worked succesfully. So, the NASA people started to accept common people's idea which didnt work either. But a sardarji offered his help and it worked. Guess what he did!!!

He asked the people there to tilt the rocked 44 degrees to the left and 20 degrees to the right and then start it. The rocket started..When the press reporters interviewed the instant celebrity how he did this....His answer was as follows

"yaar, thats how i start my scooter when it has a starting problem.!!!!!"